Monday, February 01, 2010

celebrity doppelganger


according to myheritage.com, i look like the following celebrities: ava gardner 74%, alyson hannigan 73%, kate bush 72%, elizabeth hurley 70%, preity zinta 68%, demi moore 66%, stan laurel 59% & truman capote 54%.

Thursday, September 20, 2007

methadone and soma

were the drugs demanded
by the guy
who just robbed
my husband's pharmacy

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

perfect tommy

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no, i'm not really a cat

tommy is much cuter than i am

we're having a heat wave

so i had to spend the afternoon inside

napping and taking pictures

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

i want to be a

bad cop in thailand
so i can wear a
hello kitty armband
la la la


yes the world just keeps getting stranger

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

all the base which had previously been belong to republicans are now belong to us

na na na na
na na na na
hey hey hey
goodbye

Saturday, August 12, 2006

advice

one should not crack one's neck
in front of one's physical therapist

Friday, July 14, 2006

lyrica

is my new drug
despite its name
it unfortunately has not
endowed me with
amazing
lyrical or songwriting abilities
as its poet-in-a-pill name
implies
no, it just makes me reeeeeally
sleepy

i’ve also been doing
physical therapy and
acupuncture and
chinese herbal medicine and
massage therapy and
traction and
reiki and
the bio-mat
i am always
going to an appointment

i switched a few months ago from
traditional physical therapy to
pilates-based pt
which is quite a bit different
but has been more effective
for my problem
though they have recommended
i cut back on yoga
as i’m hyperflexible to begin with

the pill does help with the pain
as my neurologist said it would
i’ve had two more mri’s
and a referral to a neurosurgeon
who said surgery will not help
i should just be patient
and acupuncture was the best thing i could be doing
he has a ponytail
and a very mellow demeanor
so i call him my hippie neurosurgeon

they think i might
be able to
swim again
[not just with a kickboard]
in a month or so